A Merry PC Christmas

People are now wanting a gender-neutral Santa Claus...

Just stop. Please, everyone who is supporting this just needs to shut the hell up. I've about had it up to here with the amount of PC bulls*** that is going on in this country.

Now we're wanting to strip Father Christmas of his gender? When did Christmas become so soft? My theory is its just a bunch of privileged mothers sitting in their she-shed discussing what it would take to piss off their husbands.

I mean how else am I supposed to imagine Santa Claus? Ever since I was a little shit I envisioned Santa as being this fat man with jolly red cheeks, white beard and an addiction to cookies and milk. But now people are ridding him of his masculinity.

As a man I am offended.

What are we supposed to do now? We have a group of people who think a male Santa is the ultimate problem with this Holiday.

A study was done about what people think about Santa Claus. It found that 19% of participants feel that Santa should neither identify as a male or a female. Roughly 10% suggest that Santa should identify as a women. Leaving 70% of people saying Father Christmas should remain a male figure.

I mean the Character is based off of a Saint Nicholas. I'm sure he's mentioned somewhere in the Bible, but I'm no scholar. So, you're going to sit there and tell me the Bible is wrong?

No.

So listen here you idiotic 30% who feel Santa's gender should be different. I bet you are also the type of person who thinks Rudolf, Home Alone and A Christmas Story should all be banned from TV networks. I am going to politely ask you to do the rest of America a favor and keep it to your damn self.

I'm not going to let Stacy from book club ruin my damn Holiday.